so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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