elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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