I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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