my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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