quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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