we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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