I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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