The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
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i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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