Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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