Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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