They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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