When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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