Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
this just has baby written all over it
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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