This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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