your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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