all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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