I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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