i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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