Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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