Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have grass duct taped all over my body
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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