Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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