All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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