do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
please don't ironically join a cult
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