Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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