Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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