It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
