Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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its like you know when i get waxed
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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