it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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