omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
