I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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