bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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