dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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