I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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