we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Randomize
