Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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