you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Randomize