You just made me feel so damn special
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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