I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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