How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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