just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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