awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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