your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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