All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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