This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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