You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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