i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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