I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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