Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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