worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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