Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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