kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
tequila makes me forget i have legs
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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