I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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