i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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